I finished pouring milk into the last bowl of cap’n crunch berries.

and I thought “Hm, lemme check the date.”
and it said SELL BY MAY 11
and I thought

“Shit- it’s totally past due. It’s, like, the 20-something-ith. But it’s April though. January, February, March, April, May. Yeah, it’s good.”

So that’s it. Now I’m eating cereal.